August 2011
1 post
I just found out that my girlfriend thinks Colin Firth is “dreamy”. What a fucking nightmare. Just shoot me now.
July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
7 posts
Ps. Fuck the Canucks. I’ll start the rumor. The Sedin brothers are nazi sympathizers.
Win for Horton. Fucking right.
All I have to say about ny ink. “hey guinea bro. What it feel like getting tattooed?”. ” oh sorry man. I’m a guinea piece of shit with the word ‘brooklyn’ in hand poke on my chest which obviously makes me legit like my herpes and obnoxious accent. I guess I wouldn’t know because I’m a huge retard with a needle attached to
What as might as well be a...
May 2011
10 posts
4 tags
“That is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.”
– Stephen Hawking on heaven and the afterlife. Fucking right.
“You know I ain’t never prayed before, but it always seemed to me,...”
April 2011
11 posts
Sweating. Top gear. Beer. Sunscreen. Windflowers. Bumblebees. Sigh.
Genius.
Well, first off, Corrine, cough that word means something. For me, in my current mood, Richard Hammond occupies that slot. His longer hair is sexy. Fuck you. He’s even too fem for me. Although I don’t really know what that says about the Cor. Hmm. Beefy shoulders aren’t enough. Think of something better.
“There’s a guy walking along playing with his testicles.”- James May commenting on dc natives. I guess he isn’t particularly familiar with one “getting they swag on.” Assuming that’s what that means. But I’m not black, so I don’t know how to speak slang anymore, apparently.
March 2011
4 posts
I just have to say… ” floating around the north Atlantic, floating on a pillow full of beer-farts” is probably the way I want to die. Thanks again Georgie.
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January 2011
1 post
Would it be wrong of me to say that I might be a bit in love with Ricky Gervais for destroying a celebrity circle jerk and refusing to play ball with the second largest gathering of pricks in entertainment? Nope. Not one bit. What is wrong is that I even gave a shit enough to read about it in the first place. But a well planned “fuck you” is always amazing. Especially when it is...
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
3 posts
October 2010
3 posts
September 2010
7 posts
