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I just found out that my girlfriend thinks Colin Firth is “dreamy”. What a fucking nightmare. Just shoot me now.
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Haters gotta hate. (Taken with instagram)
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I really miss this girl. (Taken with instagram)
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“Are we black?” second best after work movie. By the way, this is just what happened to be on the HDNET channel two nights in a row. (Taken with instagram)
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I like my doggie in the window. (Taken with instagram)
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I swear to god this guy singing the anthem in Boston looks like Michael Palin as the game show host. (Taken with instagram)
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After 3 hours sleep, I decide I was going to spend my day learning Thin Lizzy songs. (Taken with instagram)
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Ps. Fuck the Canucks. I’ll start the rumor. The Sedin brothers are nazi sympathizers.
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Win for Horton. Fucking right.
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All I have to say about ny ink. “hey guinea bro. What it feel like getting tattooed?”. ” oh sorry man. I’m a guinea piece of shit with the word ‘brooklyn’ in hand poke on my chest which obviously makes me legit like my herpes and obnoxious accent. I guess I wouldn’t know because I’m a huge retard with a needle attached to What as might as well be a lawn mower, as far as I understand tattooing. I’m also going to fuck peoples’ skin up who are too dumb to go get a real tattoo from someone who can at the bare minimum tell me what it fucking feels like.”
That stupid cunt (along with everyone else on that show) should be murdered for their crimes against humanity in the name if ignorance and stupidity. I piss on their figurative faces in their figurative graves.





